Nata-MEME

Makyogal nang hindi nakakasagot ng meme ang watashi. Kaya nang mapasahan ketch ng meme ni Lola AJ, siyempre surprised and happy ang Tita niyo.

Pero nang sinagot ko itech, nata-MEME yata ang watashi.

Seryoso kasi ang mga tanong, saka English. Ang hirap balahurain. Na-pressure tuloy ang lola niyo. Chos!

Random Hot Men: Al Galang

Whether or not he wins tonight’s Mossimo Bikini Summit 2007, I’m going to feature him anyway.

I know, I know, I know, I’m supposed to feature more international men yadda yadda yadda, but let me deviate just once. Besides, you want to know more about Al Galang more than I do.

And with a little bit of research, I got to share to you some random facts about my bet to win (or should I say…the guy who won…I hope) this year’s Mossimo Bikini Summit. Just keep reading.

Commercial Break: Rufa Mae Quinto for Canesten

We’ve got a new segment, folks! Commercial Break features the best (and probably the worst) advertisements in the country.

To start off, Philippine sexpot Rufa Mae Quinto released a catchy jingle for Canesten anti-fungal cream.

Did someone say…kITCH?

Video clip after the jump.

Promise.

Philippines Next Top Model: Perfume Endorsements

Before anything else, I would like to laud the people behind Philippines’ Next Top Model’s official website for (finally) creating a consistent look on their photo gallery.

However, I could not seem to view Rina’s and Joy’s photos in Episode 6.

Anyway, each of the eight candidates were given their own set for their perfume endorsement photoshoot. This gave the girls a chance to stand out on their own.

Since I only got six photos to review, let’s just make the most out of it.

Here is my BANGIS AWARD:

Philippine Idol Updates: Mau’s First Major Concert…in Lucena

The first Philippine Idol Mau Marcelo will be having her first major concert in her hometown, Lucena City. Her concert is entitled “On My Own” and it will be held tomorrow, April 21, at Sentro Pastoral in Isabang.

Bisita Vista sa Semana Santa (Finale)

Ginising ko sina Siren at Svelte. Alas-sais na kasi ng umaga’t kailangan naming mag-prepare for our final swim.

“Ano’ng nangyari,” tanong ni Svelte habang nag-iinat. “Success?”

“Wa,” sagot ketch.

Imbiyerna talaga ako kagabi. Flopchina ang beauty namin, pati ang effort kong maka-booking ng sekyu as my last resort wala rin.

Pero in ferrview, panalo ang masahe niya.

“Noong nakatulog ka, saka siya pumasok sa kuwarto,” kuwento ni Siren. “Nakakaloka nga ungol ni Maruja habang tulog. Parang tinitira.”

“Ganoon,” react ketch.

“Baka nilalabas lang ni Marj ang frustrations niya,” say ni Svelte.

Random Hot Men: Raphael Sander

Starting today, Random Hot Men will be written in English, just like the old days.

Since every hot guy in the Philippines has been covered by every gay blog I know, I decided to venture out of my horizon and focus my attention on the most delicious men outside of The Islands.

And what better way to start my man hunting but to venture to the land of Ipanema, Carnival, and man-god Lucas Gil.

Yes, my friends, it’s Brazil, probably one of the…no, make that THE place of the most scorching males ever created.

I searched from the Amazon Basin to the summit of Pico de Neblina, and after hours of painstaking googling and self-deliberation, I have finally found him.

Ooooh…We’re going to love this…

Wala Akong Pakialam Kay Pacquiao

Alam naman ni watashi na Winnie Cordero si Manny Pacquiao bago pa man ipalabas ang laban niya kay Jorge Solis ditechiwa sa Filipinas.

Paano naman kasi, shuwag ever ang mujay ketch from Amerika para lang sabihin ang mabuting balita sa balaysung.

“Panalo si Manny…8 rounds…knockout!”

Pero watch pa rin ketch sa TV, hindi para panoorin ang laban kundi…

Bisita Vista sa Semana Santa (Part 4)

Nakatambay ang pitong binata sa pinakadulong swimming pool. Tinawag kami ng isa sa kanila.

“May lighter kayo,” tanong niya.

Si Siren lang ang sumusuba sa amin at kusa niyang inoffer ang kanyang lighter sa binata. Nag-agawan ang iba sa pagpapasindi, ngunit isa sa kanila ang lumabas mula sa pool upang lapitan kami. Nang sumindi na ang kanyang yosi, nagpasalamat sila at nagpatuloy kami sa pagrampa.

Akala ko may prospect na ang mga maria, pero pinaalalahanan ako ni Siren. “Dansur ang mga ‘yun. Presyong Maynila.”

Oo nga pala. Nagkaroon ng variety show sa resort kaninang hapon. Akala ko dumayo ang Wowowee dahil ang mga tugtog na ginamit halos pareho. ‘Yun pala ang host si Mel Feliciano, dating choreographer na ngayo’y isa sa mga sidekick ni Willie. Hindi namin ito pinanood dahil puro jologs puno ng tao ang sentrong pool na pinagdausan ng palabas. Sa itsura at porma nga ng mga binata–mapuputi ang balat, mga buhok na animo’y pinagtripan, at malamang paboda ang bayad sa nyolor para makatipid–hindi mo sila mapagkakailang mga dansur.

Nagpalipas kaming tatlo ng oras sa parkeng may videoke machine sa gitna, at nakita na naman namin sila. Si Thunder at ang kanyang mga alaga na nagkakantahan.

Nag-cheer kami nang pabulong: “Thunder Thunder Thunder Cats…Hooooo…”

Music Break: “Tala” by Paramita

I’ve already heard about Paramita since 2005, but it is only now that they have finally become mainstream.  Good for them!

The band is composed of three memebers, the vocalist Ria being the drummer too.

Of all the songs I have heard from them, “Tala” (Star) is my all-time favorite.  It is an ode to a falling star, literally and figuratively.

Watch the video after the jump.