Maruja Sunday Specials #9

You Can’t Make Maruja Go to the Gym

May mga nagtatanong sa akets: Maruja, kung gusto mong pumayat, vahket wiz mo try ang gym?

Ang sagot kets: Naku, ayoko sa gym, noh?!

For some reason, may phobia/ alinlangan akets sa mga gym-gym na ‘yan. Minsan na aksi akets nagpunta sa isang local gym. Dahil bago akets, pina-try sa akin ng nag-iisang instructor ang kung anek-anek: threadmill, mga weights, nag-TimeWorks pa akets. All the while masyado siyang bisi-busyhan sa pag-instruct sa mga gerlets na clients at magpasikatan ng biceps sa mga barkada.

Kalagitnaan ng session, nagpunas akets ng pawis sa pisngi at ang koda pa naman ng instructor: “Pawis ba ‘yan o luha?”

Bunny Man Hunt #16

While I type this week’s Maruja Sunday Specials, take your time hunting for hot and elusive Bunny Man. The winner gets a speyshal link at the sidebar, just like our last week’s winner, Misterhubs.

The rules are simple:

1) Find the Bunny Man hiding in an old blog entry using the clues provided.
2) You can use the search and archive functions if necessary.
3) Once you have found the Bunny Man, comment on that particular post.
4) First person to spot the Bunny Man wins!

Everybody is encouraged to join. Winners, however, cannot play for three weeks.

And for the first time, the Bunny Man Hunt is also simulcast over at PinoyBlogosphere.Com.

Here are the clues that will lead you to the Bunny Man:

1) I was forced to defend myself as I wrote this entry.
2) It was not about Earth Day.
3) Summer cake, anyone?

There you have it! Start hunting, my amigas!