Isang Nagbabaga at Nag-uuminit na Paglilinaw

Isang malaking klaripikasyon po, mga bakla. Sobrang seryoso nito.

‘Di tulad ng inyong inaakala, hindi po ako ang nakapaskel sa paskandal sa blog ni Oboids bilang kanyang G4M Bangas Awardee.

Una, hindi po ako gumagamit ng Kokuryo Summer Cake upang maging kasing-liwanag ng araw ang aking fez. Hindi ko kailangan ng make-up para maging maganda. Malapad lang na bibig ay ayos na.

Empress Maruja, ang Usisera ng Aliwan Fiesta 2007

UPDATED, mga bakla!

Aliw na aliw ang lola niyo kagabi dahil sa wakas ay natupad na ang kanyang pangarap na makajonta sa Aliwan Fiesta. Tinaguriang “Festival of all festivals,” ang Aliwan Fiesta ay isang malaking gathering ng mga pista mula sa lahat ng sulok ng Pilipinas.

Ang mega-highlight ditech ay ang street dance competition ng mga festivals na kasali. Day, ngayong taon 26 na festivals (yata) ang nakadalo, ang iba pa nga’y nanggaling pa sa kasuluk-sulukan ng Shariff Kabunsuan (bagong province ‘yan, along with the Dinagat Islands).

Nag-beg off si Svelte na sumama sa akin dahil sa kanyang mga appointments churvey, pero aketch talaga kailangan makadalo by hook or by hook.

Wanted: Manyak

Nananawagan ang mga pulis sa kung sino man ang nakakakilala sa lalakeng ito.

Pinaghahanap siya ng mga awtoridad, sampu ng mga baklang maton, bilang paglabag sa karapatang pantao at kawalan ng magandang mukha.

Alamin ang kanyang krimen sa video na ito. Talon.

Shameless Plugs: Auditions for “Pilipinas Circa 1907″

Tanghalang Pilipino announces the first of its auditions for its 21st Theater Season of Power Plays. On May 8, 9 and 10, 2007, the search is on for the cast of PILIPINAS CIRCA 1907, the company’s season opener. Auditions for this Philippine zarzuela will be held at the Bulwagang Amado Hernandez, Upper Ground Floor, Tanghalang Pambansa, CCP Complex, Roxas Blvd., Pasay City, from 6:00 to 10:00 PM.

Random Hot Men: Chris Bailey

I’m back on searching for the hottest international men, this time we go to Europe.

Commercial Break: Philippine Airlines, Shining Through

This series of Philippine Airline commercials were shown in foreign countries like Hong Kong in 1987.

Can I just say…Oh God! The jingle sounds so beautiful, like our country! Walang aangal.

Video clips after the jump.

The Great Tribute to Weng Weng

Filipinos today may not realize it, but a 2′ 9″ action star is beginning to become an international sensation.

Weng Weng, who appeared as leading man in a handful of James Bond parody films in the 1970’s, caught the attention of thousands of international fans who have watched him in DVDs throwing a razor-blade hat to some goon’s neck.  In fact, the Guiness Record holder (the shortest actor in a leading role) has a French fansite.

Philippines Next Top Model: Shoes on Top

There is nothing more Filipino than Imelda Marcos and her countless pairs of shoes (okay, maybe except for adobo and Payatas). And what better way to pay tribute is to create a photoshoot that would feature both Imelda’s grandiose hair and a shoe.

Since I can’t view Rina’s pic (again) on the show’s website, let’s just satisfy ourselves judging the remaining six photos.

Here is my BANGIS AWARD:

Music Break: “Sunburn” by Sandwich

This latest single from Sandwich fits so perfectly in this ultra-hot season.

Repeat after me…

I just want to be on a beach…sunburn

I just want to be on a beach…sunburn

Video clip after the jump.

Lovingly Yours, Maruja

Before I continue with my next post, I would like to make a shout out to my recent Random Hot Men feature Al Galang for personally sending me an e-mail.

Ano’ng sabi niya? Mahal daw niya ako. CHAREETO!

(Just kidding, Al. By the way, I replied to your e-mail.)